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Harlingtox Angel Divine was a short lived project with Bruce Merkle (Hellington) on Vocals, Dave Grohl on Bass, Tos Niuewenhuizen on Guitar and Barret Jones on Drums.
[Music: “Obtaining A Bachelor’s Degree” by Harlingtox Angel Divine]
[Lyrics: You’re so much smarter than me. As you can see, I opted for a career in sick comedy.
I have always been a stupid fucker. I have always been one blatantly.
Out to create an entire whole new meaning for the word ‘stupidity’.
This much we know is what’s up with me. Don’t let it show if you’re too dumb to agree.
I have dabbled in the dumbest dumb shit everyday until the end of the world,
and I can’t ever even recall the slightest thing I supposedly learned.
Don’t forget what you know. Just forget about me. My brains too slow. Of you I’ve no memory.
That’s me. Always to remain a stupid fucker, and if I thought about it, I sure would,
but I’m by far way, way too stupid. To figure out if in fact I should.
My behavior is desecribed as moronic by all those who know me well,
but I simply will not hear it, cause they too are all dumb as hell,
and if I wasn’t so dumb, uhuh, I wouldn’t know you; what for.
I would not be standing here; at all. I would not be going though, one bit.
What it takes to stand here; a lot, What it takes to know you; a lot.
If I wasn’t so dumb; uhuh, I’d have nothing to prove.
I’m so dumb, as dumb as they come.
I’m so dumb, as dumb as they come. Yeah.
Thank god I’m so dumb, cause it’s gonna get me through.
What it takes to stand here; a lot. What it takes to know you.
The sooner we go then, the sooner we’re free.
How I learned the hard way not to fuck with 13.
I shot the puppies one by one as they screamed,
but it was you who had that lame police rape story a real crotch puker’s dream.
That’s us. We are definitely stupid fuckers, everyone we know should agree.
Still yet they can never apply what they learned intelligently.
I guess that makes us all stupid fuckers, and if you dare not to believe,
then when it’s you who is passing judgement is the closest you can ever conceive
to what’s the real truth
from which you’ll never be free.
Time holds you hostage
as it throws away the key.
to what’s the real truth
from which you’ll never be free.
Time holds me hostage
as I throw away the key
to what’s the real truth
from which you’ll never be free.
Time holds you hostage
as you throw away the key.]